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Friday, March 22, 2013

Medieval Insults

When researching for a book, I usually run across a few exceptionally fun topics, insults among them. Especially since Piper Denna, my editor, insisted I comb through Red and the Wolf, my recent release, and make sure the language was period appropriate, I’ve become more keenly aware of the time a word evokes. So when working on my current projects, I went in search of period appropriate words and phrases that my characters could hurl at each other. Here are some of my favorites.

Mundungus: It literally means a malodorous tabasco. This one is funny to me mainly because of J.K. Rowling’s character in Harry Potter, Mundungus Fletcher.

Shrew: This one refers to a quarrelsome and headstrong woman, and I first learned it from literature class, reading The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare. The play was a lot of fun in that class.

Coward or craven: It’s just always fun to insult someone bravery. Maybe it’s just me.

Bastard: This one is just an all around, carries a punch through many centuries word. After all, in fiction, it helps for your insults to have some tug on a reader’s sensibilities.

Udderface: This is one I actually came up with for one of my fantasy novels. An eleven-year-old squire, Kennan Veranst, taunts a fully grown knight capable of dusting with him and came up with that one. Since, it has stuck with me.

Beyond this, a lot of people look to Shakespeare for inspiration on insults. Shakespeare could certainly turn a phrase and was often quite inventive with his insults. However, he is Renaissance, not Medieval, so he’s only a vague guideline. For anyone interested, though, I found this recommendation for Shakespearean insults, Thy Father is a Gorbelled Codpiece.

Here are a few more links with ideas: 

Do you have a historical insult you really enjoy? What is it?


  1. Thanks for the reference! That Shakespeare insult book looks fun.

  2. I like udderface. That's a good one. Skulking around online I found a cool medieval insults worksheet with three columns. You're supposed to be able to pick one word from each column and come up with a good insult. It's good for laugh value, but I've never been able to actually use any of them in my writing. They just felt too...fantasy, I guess. Coming up with good lingo for historicals is SO hard. More power to anyone who does it!